BEING REMINGTON
(Tune: Good King Wenceslas)
lyrics by
Helen
Being Remington is fine,
What a reputation!
Thanks to Laura I am thought
Best in all the nation.
Better than the other chaps,
Fictional or real.
And the name alone provides
Many a free meal.
Suits and shoes from Italy,
Food in the best places
All for putting on the name
And some airs and graces.
Best of all the chance to be
Very close to Laura,
That's a great delight to me
Since the day I saw her.
Being Remington is good,
Stressful yet rewarding.
Keeping Laura on her toes,
Over Murphy lording.
Just the life for one like me,
Noble brave and stoic,
Born to wear the best of clothes
And appear heroic.