BEING REMINGTON

(Tune: Good King Wenceslas)

Being Remington is fine,

What a reputation!

Thanks to Laura I am thought

Best in all the nation.

Better than the other chaps,

Fictional or real.

And the name alone provides

Many a free meal.

Suits and shoes from Italy,

Food in the best places

All for putting on the name

And some airs and graces.

Best of all the chance to be

Very close to Laura,

That's a great delight to me

Since the day I saw her.

Being Remington is good,

Stressful yet rewarding.

Keeping Laura on her toes,

Over Murphy lording.

Just the life for one like me,

Noble brave and stoic,

Born to wear the best of clothes

And appear heroic.