THE GREAT DETECTIVE.

(Tune: The Great Pretender)

Oh yes, I'm the great detective,

The wonderful Remington Steele.

I look the part, and I try the art,

Alas, it will never be real.

Oh yes, I'm the great detective,

And dressed for the part, as you see.

I like the ties, but in Laura's eyes

There's nothing impressive in me.

I dream of the day I will solve the case

And bask in the wondering look on her face.

Oh yes, I'm the great detective,

A genius seen in the press.

The agency can depend on me.

I'd have to be mad to confess

And leave Laura's dreams in a mess.

Oh yes, I'm the great detective,

The wonderful Remington Steele.

I look the part, and I try the art,

Alas, it will never be real.

But I'll keep my side of the deal.