BLACK AND WHITE FILMS

(Tune:  Little Brown Jug)

In every case I seem to find

An old film's plot will come to mind.

Then once I get the movie right,

Solutions start to come in sight.

Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!

Black and white films I love you so.

Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!

Black and white films I love you so.

There's nothing new beneath the sun.

Each motive and MO's been done.

Bergman, Bogart and Bacall

Will soon turn up to answer all.

Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!

Black and white films I love you so.

Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!

Black and white films I love you so.