LAURA - BY MURPHY

(Tune:  I Feel Pretty)

Her name's Laura.  If you saw her,

You'd adore her as much as we do.

And you'd notice that she's cleverer than me or you.

She is stunning and has cunning

And goes running to capture her prey.

And she shows them, that when Laura's near crime doesn't pay.

If you're going to be a criminal

You'd better stay out her way.

Mind as sharp as glass, such a lot of class,

Nothing can get past her, no way!

That's our Laura.  If you saw her,

You'd adore her as much as we do.

And you'd see why I fell in love with her too.

She's amazing, past all praising,

Never lazing, she's always at work,

She's exciting in those moments when she goes beserk.

She is stunning and has cunning

And goes running to capture her prey.

And she shows them, that when Laura's near crime doesn't pay.

If you're going to be a criminal

You'd better stay out her way.

Mind as sharp as glass, such a lot of class,

Nothing can get past her, no way!

That's our Laura.  If you saw her,

You'd adore her as much as we do.

And you'd see why I fell in love with her too.