I AM THE LEADER OF THE AGENCY

(Tune:  I Am the Captain of the Pinafore)

Steele:  I am the leader of the agency

All:  The best that we could find.

Steele:  You're very very wise,

That Laura has nice eyes

Is a bonus to my mind.

All:  We're very very wise,

That Laura has nice eyes

Is a bonus to his mind.

Steele:  Though I've stolen once or twice,

I am noble, kind and nice

And honest to a fault.

I don't let people down

Or run round like a clown,

And I'd never lie to Laura Holt.

All:  What never?

Steele:  No, never!

All:  What never?

Steele:  Hardly ever!

All:  He'd rarely lie to Laura Holt.

Then give three cheers and well-made tea

To the worthy leader of the agency

Then give three cheers and well-made tea

To the leader of the agency.

Steele:  I do my best to be the Steele you want

All:  It's a valiant attempt.

Steele:  I am conscious of the fame

And I keep my stainless name,

Never shoddy or unkempt.

All:  He is conscious of the fame

And he keeps his stainless name,

Never shoddy or unkempt.

Steele:  The tricks of my old trade

These days are never played,

Though great temptation there may be.

If my resolve should fall,

I can guarantee you all

I would never use the agency.

All:  What never?

Steele:  No, never!

All:  What never?

Steele:  Well, hardly ever!

All:  Hardly ever use the agency.

Then give three cheers and well-made tea

To the worthy leader of the agency

Then give three cheers and well-made tea

To the leader of the agency.