MILDRED

(Tune:  Rosie)

The lady's name is Mildred,

She keeps us organised.

While we have her, we'll always

Be properly advised.

But she's much more than she seems to be,

I'm glad we brought her in,

She's quite a shrewd detective

And she's lethal with a pin.

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Whatever did we do before you came?

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Nothing will ever be the same.

Our Mildred's fun and sporting,

Our Mildred's very kind.

She has a heart of gold and yet

A wise, retentive mind.

She's family to us

And it will always be that way.

When we're unsure we go to her

To hear what she might say.

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Whatever did we do before you came?

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Nothing will ever be the same.

Now Mildred's quite a looker

She has a lovely smile.

A genius with papers,

She'll always find the file.

Oh Mildred is the best of us,

We'd never let her go,

She's like a mother hen to us,

That's why we love her so.

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Whatever did we do before you came?

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Nothing will ever be the same.

We love you, Mildred, Mildred,

Whatever did we do before you came?

Oh Mildred, Mildred,

Nothing will ever be the same.