DISCLAIMER: The character's don't belong to me, I'm just having fun with them. They belong to Warner Brothers and Shoot the Moon Productions. "Frosty the Snowman" was written by Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins and was sung by Gene Autry.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: This started out on smkfanfic group, but I thought I'd carry it over to this group as well. Thanks to Cathryn for the inspiration, and to Jenny for the challenge! You two got my juices flowing! This is sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman".

STETSON THE SCARECROW

Stetson the Scarecrow was a sad, unhappy soul

With a fast sports car and a spy career

many women were his goal

Stetson the Scarecrow was a lost cause so they say

His heart was made of snow but Billy knows

how he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in that

housewife that he found

For when he placed her next to him

he began to dance around

Ooooooo

Stetson the Scarecrow was alive as he could be

And Billy knows he could laugh

and play just the same as you and me

Thumpetty thump thump

thumpety thump thump

Look at Stetson's heart

Thumpetty thump thump

thumpety thump thump

From Amanda he'll ne'er part

Stetson the Scarecrow knew his life was warmed that day

So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun

and I love you soon I'll say"

Up to the Q-Bureau with a ring box in his hand

Running to and fro saying,

"Please let's go and marry me if you can"

He led her down the streets of town

and to the courthouse, too

His heart sang out with joy and love when

he heard her say "I do!"

Ooooooo

Stetson the Scarecrow, he had found his heart at last

So he took her hand saying, "I'm a man

whose love for you will ne'er pass"

Thumpetty thump thump

thumpety thump thump

Look at Stetson's heart

Thumpetty thump thump

thumpety thump thump

From Amanda he'll ne'er part