THE NEW AVENGERS

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"DIRTIER BY THE DOZEN"

 

WHILE WATCHING A REEL OF FILM

GAMBIT: I need a woman’s eye.

PURDEY: That’s not what I heard.

 

PURDEY: Why a woman’s eye?

GAMBIT: Oh that…it was a downright lie. I called you over because…well, I get lonely sometimes.

PURDEY: That solves it.

GAMBIT: What?

PURDEY: Your Christmas present’s been bothering me. I’ll buy you a dog.

GAMBIT: Two heads are better than one.

PURDEY: I’m definitely not buying you another head!

 

GAMBIT: Nothing.

PURDEY: Nothing.

GAMBIT: Definitely.

PURDEY: Positively.

GAMBIT: Indisputably.

PURDEY: Unquestionably…bet you run out of definitives before I do.

 

AFTER WHISTLING TO EACH OTHER SO THAT GAMBIT CAN FIND WHERE PURDEY’S LOCKED UP

PURDEY: Now what do we do? Start building a nest?

 

GAMBIT: Are you in good shape? (to himself) Silly question.

 

PURDEY: I could’ve told you it was locked. Can’t you open it?

GAMBIT: It’s a hefty lock.

PURDEY: Would it help if you’re motivated?

GAMBIT: Eh?

PURDEY: Pretend it’s a chastity belt.

GAMBIT: (smiles) I’ll get the key, don’t go away.

 

AFTER HANDING GAMBIT HER BRA

GAMBIT: Oh, a double barralled sling shot. Why didn’t you burn this along with the other girls?

PURDEY: I didn’t need to, I knew I was liberated.

 

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