THE NEW AVENGERS

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"THE TALE OF THE BIG WHY"

 

PURDEY LEANS ON WHAT'S LEFT OF BRANDON'S RIPPED APART CAR AS GAMBIT DRIVES UP

GAMBIT: I say, need any help? (He gets out of his car) Could be a blocked carburettor.

 

GAMBIT: Purdey, are you OK?

PURDEY: Bit bruised, that's all.

GAMBIT: I'm renowned for my healing hands.

 

STEED: (Holding up Brandon's boots) You didn't put them in a plastic bag.

PURDEY: I thought about it. As my bike cartwheeled and I flew through the air and smashed my head against a treetrunk, I thought about it…but then I forgot.

 

WATCHING GAMBIT LAYING ON THE FLOOR READING A BOOK

PURDEY: He's read that chapter twice already.

STEED: Bessie's mating habits…

PURDEY: Very badly written…

STEED: And anatomically impossible.

GAMBIT: Oh, I don't know. Certainly works you up…for food.

 

DRIVING TO GO AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT, GAMBIT'S CONCENTRATING ON THE CASE; PURDEY'S NOT…

GAMBIT: What's their next move, Purdey? The breakers men I mean.

PURDEY: I'm famished.

GAMBIT: They got nothing out of Turner.

PURDEY: Where are we going?

GAMBIT: Mind you, he had nothing to give. It wasn't until afterwards he knew his wife had posted the package.

PURDEY: Italian would be nice.

GAMBIT: They followed me back once to my place.

PURDEY: Milanese, mmm, yes!

 

GAMBIT HAS STOPPED AT A HOT DOG VAN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD - HE'S PACING, STILL CONCENTRATING ON THE CASE WHILE PURDEY LEANS AGAINST THE VAN WITH A MUG OF TEA IN ONE HAND AND A HUGE SANDWICH IN THE OTHER!

PURDEY: Is this one of your favourite restaurants?

GAMBIT: They could conceivably be at Steed's now.

PURDEY: I suppose you bring all your girlfriends here?

GAMBIT: They would've seen us leave.

PURDEY: (to the vendor) Did he book?

VENDOR: Nah, he's just lucky.

 

GAMBIT: Purdey.

PURDEY: (to vendor) Excuse me, I've been noticed.

GAMBIT: We're leaving.

PURDEY: Oh, too dressy am I? Or is it because you've forgot your dinner jacket?

 

AFTER STEED'S CAR IS PUT OUT OF ACTION AND GAMBIT AND STEED HAVE TO WALK OVER ROLLING HILLS TO FIND A ROAD. STEED IS STRIDING AHEAD WHILE GAMBIT LAGS BEHIND WITH HIS JACKET SLUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER.

STEED: Every breath is a guinea in the bank of health.

GAMBIT: Have you seen my overdraft?

 

STEED: (seeing something in front of them) What fantastic luck.

GAMBIT: (running to catch him up) You've seen a car?

STEED: Better than that.

GAMBIT: A mixed sauna? With a licensed bar?

STEED: (stops and bends down to pick a flower) A blue periwinkle.

 

AFTER CATCHING A LIFT ON A FERTILIZER TRUCK

GAMBIT: (entering Steed's house) Purdey, it's your lucky day. I'm not nice to be near at the moment. 

 

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