VOODOO QUEEN

BY GUY MULLALLY

DANIELLE: Why are you following me?

ROXTON: Well, why were you watching me?

DANIELLE: You’re a very handsome man.

ROXTON: You don’t leave too much to be desired in the looks department yourself.

DANIELLE: What more do we need to know about each other, huh?

ROXTON: Oh, I’m sure I’ll think of something.

MARGUERITE: He’s probably in the arms of some jungle princess, blissfully unaware that we are even looking for him.

VERONICA: Why do you always think the worst of him?

MARGUERITE: Because I’m speaking from experience!

MARGUERITE: Just before you arrived I was actually commenting on your talent for finding damsels in distress.

ROXTON: Must be my noble disposition.

ROXTON: You know Marguerite, if I didn’t know you any better, I would say you were jealous.

MARGUERITE: Jealous?! No, no amazed…no, no, astounded at how easily some men, especially you it seems, can be manipulated.

DANIELLE: In my village the Paploa, the High Priest, was a man of great vision and he always had a beard.

CHALLENGER: A High Priest? Oh, no, no, that will never do. Perhaps I should shave it off to avoid confusion.

DANIELLE: no, no, it makes you look rugged and well seasoned.

CHALLENGER: Like a good steak?

VERONICA: Where is she now?

MARGUERITE: Off somewhere with Roxton.

VERONICA: What is it with men and women like her?

MARGUERITE: Three parts lust, two parts fantasy…cuts off oxygen to the brain.

MALONE: Is that what I think it is?

MARGUERITE: A voodoo doll.

VERONICA: It looks like Roxton.

MARGUERITE: It’s not particularly flattering but she got the blank expression right.

MARGUERITE: Roxton, if you can hear me just nod your head, drool, anything!

ROXTON: She must’ve cast some sort of voodoo spell on me right from the very beginning.

MARGUERITE: Nice try! You were totally infatuated with the little tramp.

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