A WITCH'S CALLING

BY GUY MULLALLY

 

MARGUERITE: I hope I’m not invited on this little excursion.

ROXTON: Good morning, Marguerite, wouldn’t start without you.

MARGUERITE: Please do.  My back is sore, my arms are sore, my legs are sore, need I continue?

ROXTON: Please don’t, my ears are sore.

 

ROXTON: Having a problem there, George?

CHALLENGER: It was working fine last night and then this morning…I don’t know, it seems to have a mind of its own.

MALONE: A machine that thinks…now that really would be something.

CHALLENGER: Right now I’d settle for one that just functions properly.

 

CHALLENGER: Science has always been my greatest tool…when it works.

 

ROXTON: You know, Ned, I’ve been meaning to ask and, please, I don’t mean to pry but, I never really did understand what was going on between you and Veronica.

MALONE: Well, let’s just say that I care for her deeply and we will always be great friends but romantically, I think she’s looking for something else.

ROXTON: Like what?

MALONE: Well, she loves my stories, not me.  I think she needs a man of action, more like you.

 

MALONE: Live while you’re young, write when you’re old, that’s my new motto.

 

ROXTON: You tired of my company already?

MALONE: Well I didn’t want to say but, uh, you are slowing me down a little.

 

CHALLENGER: Can you see them?  How many are there?

MARGUERITE: I don’t know, I’m not Veronica.

CHALLENGER: Maybe you’re just imagining it.

MARGUERITE: No, when I use my imagination, it isn’t for raptors.

 

ROXTON: Look, whatever you’re offering, I’m not interested.

 

MARGUERITE: Her fascination for you equipment was just an obvious ploy to get close to you, my friend.

 

MALONE: The one I met was very attractive also.

ROXTON: Yes, trouble often is.

 

DAME ALICE: What is science if it isn’t magic?

CHALLENGER: Magic is the apparent use of natural or spirit forces to produce a result that is logically impossible.  Science is exactly the opposite.

 

CHALLENGER: She was going to murder me without a moments hesitation.

MARGUERITE: I tried to tell you that last night.  Lucky for you I decided not to sleep in this morning.

 

ROXTON: Goddammit, I was hoping it was just a bad dream.

MALONE: More like a nightmare.

ROXTON: Yeah, thanks to you…or should I say, thanks to me for listening to you.

MALONE: You didn’t have to follow me.

ROXTON: What, and miss all the excitement?

 

ROXTON: So much for a night of wild celebration.

  

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